We’re only a short time into the new year and, by now, there’s a good chance you’ve already broken some of those resolutions you made at midnight.  To help you out, here’s a few more you might add – some Disney-inspired New Year’s resolutions…

, You’ve Gotta Be Kidding: New Year’s Resolutions for Disney Fans

  • I will accept the things I cannot change (price increases.)
  • I will wait to complain about Genie+ until I actually use it.
  • I’ll finally fill out that application to become an Imagineer.
  • I will lead the charge to get Pepe the King Prawn his well-deserved and overdue star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
  • I will limit my intake of churros to four a day…except on weekends.
  • I will clean up my language, only using the phrases “Oh, bother”, “Gawrsh”, and “Bless me bagpipes”.
  • I will restrict my collection of Disney memorabilia to one room…two rooms…5 rooms…  I will buy a new house to hold by Disney collection.
  • I will offer a spoonful of sugar to anyone taking the vaccine.
  • I will spend more time with my family…as long as they are willing to go with me to the parks.

, You’ve Gotta Be Kidding: New Year’s Resolutions for Disney Fans

  • I will not start working on my Disney Halloween costume until….what day is it now?
  • I will not say bad things about any Avatar sequels until such time as I have actually seen them. At that point, I will heap unending disdain upon them.
  • I will try not to smack the next person I hear ask where they can find Bugs Bunny.
  • I will do more volunteer work by going to the parks and telling everyone everything they need to know about everything.
  • In the spirit of new beginnings, I will finally forgive Disney for removing “Horizons”. However, what they did to “The Journey Into Imagination”? Never!!!
  • And above all else, let’s all resolve to have more fun than we can stand.

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Let’s Hear From You

Do you have any Disney New Year resolutions to add to the list (for fun or for real)? Let me know in the comments below!

, You’ve Gotta Be Kidding: New Year’s Resolutions for Disney Fans

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Mike Jacka
Mike lives in Phoenix, Arizona and has two claims to fame. The first is that he was born the day Disneyland opened. So, yes, he is old. The second is that he is the funniest internal auditor in the profession of internal auditing. Yes, a very low bar. Yes, this is akin to being the sanest person in the asylum. So why not combine those two great achievements? Why not combine that love for Disneyland with a slightly offbeat sense of humor? I guess we'll all find out.