In these turbulent times, we all need a little peace. So, sit back, have some tea from a party that is not-so-mad, and enjoy these haikus about Disneyland.
Driving to the park.
Nonstop chants. “Are we there, yet?”
Haven’t left driveway.
Patiently waiting.
Cool, calm, composed, cup of coffee.
Chaos! It’s rope drop.
In the tiki, ti-
Ki, tiki, tiki, tiki
Tiki, tiki, ti-
Churro, ice cream bar,
Corn dog, beignet, turkey leg.
Disneyland fifteen.
Sour atmosphere.
Bitterness wafts through the crowd.
An unhappy AP.
Inevitable.
Death, taxes and (here they come)
More price increases.
Let’s all sing along!
“It’s a small world after all.”
(Din ad nauseam.)
Island’s taste on ice.
Soft serve tropical whisper.
Dole whip; number one!
Water depleted.
Snacks gone. Sunstroke. Sign ahead.
One hour from this point.
Ki, tiki, tiki,
Tiki, tiki, tiki, ti-
Ki, tiki, tiki,
Why move the redhead?
Women auctioned like chattel.
Oof! Now I get it.
Tears glisten on cheeks.
Forlorn gaze. Elation dies.
Ice cream on pavement.
Gadget’s Go Coaster
Knees in chin. Climb. Drop, Turn. Stop.
You mean that’s it??!
Sweet carbonation.
But something is not quite right.
Someday, Pepsi please.
Hey, expert in line
Telling us all things Disney.
Be quiet. You’re wrong.
Tiki, tiki, ti-
Ki, tiki, tiki, tiki…
(Sorry, I got stuck.)
Sun sets behind berm.
Delight, wonder, contentment
Earth’s happiest place.
Closed gates. Empty parks.
Covid can go *bleep* itself.
We’ll be back someday.
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Let’s Hear From You
If you wish to play along, remember the haiku rules: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Let’s see what you come up with . . .
