No apologies. No excuses. Just a warning. These are really, really, really bad jokes based on all things Disney.
- What do you call an annual passholder whose car breaks down halfway to Disneyland?
A cab
- Which knight rides the train around Disneyland?
Sir Cumference
- Why did the job applicant want to work with the Magic Mirror?
It was a job he could see himself doing.
- Why couldn’t the cast member help anyone onto the Disneyland Railway?
She hadn’t completed her training
- The Imagineer had the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only was it terrible, but it was terrible.
- Why did the Jungle Cruise skippers quit telling the bathing pool jokes?
They were irrelephant.
- What did Rex say to Buzz after he went crazy and ate Woody?
You’ve got a friend in me.
- Two guests walk into a bar. The other one ducks
- Jose told the Tiki Room audience, “I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos…” And then left without a tres.
- How many APs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that it isn’t as good as the old one.
- Why did Cinderella get fired from the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball.
- A bottle of beer walked into The Golden Horseshoe Saloon. He was asked to leave because they didn’t serve alcohol.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job in the Haunted Mansion?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- Disney security had to take a child into custody who wouldn’t take his nap. He was resisting a rest.
- The Imagineers said that developing the new attraction “The World of Varnish” was tough, but it had a good finish.
- Where’s the best place to sleep in Disneyland?
The Napper Rose
- What do you call a Disneyland tour guide that points out the obvious?
A Disneyland tour guide that points out the obvious.
- Why does Disney shoot so many fireworks into the air?
Because no one would be able to see them if they shot them into the ground.
- What did all those birds use to get in the room?
The tea key
- Why did the ghost cross the doom buggy path?
To get to the other bride.
- And, one last warning. I’ve got three more pages of these. That means I’ve got a lot of bad jokes, and I know how to misuse them!
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Let’s Hear From You!
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