You’ve Got To Be Kidding is MiceChat’s popular humor column. Pull up a chair and enjoy . . .
Somewhere in the dark corridors and hallways of Disney is an individual whose job it is to review the ideas and proposals that eventually become attractions in the parks. But for this careful review, we might have seen the following:
The Twilight Zone Tower of Error
Guests enter a dark, spooky elevator that takes them to the top floor of the hotel where, without warning, they find that Rod Serling has given them…the wrong room number!
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom
If you look in the eyes of Mara, your jeep will be plummeted into a room filled with champagne.
Snow White’s Scar Adventure
A dark ride that follows Snow White’s adventures in Africa, including a narrow escape from a herd of stampeding wildebeests.
Utopia
Children are allowed to drive cars in the most idyllic situation possible – an LA freeway with no traffic.
Enchanted Tiki Oom
All the birds chant words and the flowers meditate.
Man Street Cinema
Nothing but football highlights.
It’s a Mall World
A slow-moving boat ride past chain stores and sunglass kiosks.
Ad Tea Party
Sitting at a conference table, guests are joined by a group of advertising execs who pitch ideas over Long Island Iced Teas.
Redwood Reek Challenge Trail
Survive the stinky forest.
Olden Zephyr
A throwback to the olden days when rides looked like they should be exciting but didn’t really…do…much…Whoops, this ride did get made.
Turtle Talk with Rush
Hear the rock group sing their classic songs in the turtle language.
Mickey’s Tontown
A special land Mickey put together where his cartoon friends can visit when they need to lose weight.
So, has anyone else heard about a one-letter typo that almost made it as an attraction?