You’ve Got To Be Kidding: Disney Songs Adapted for Modern Times

Happy April Fools Day Everyone. In the spirit of lifting moods without further frazzling minds, I thought we might poke a little fun at the situation we all find ourselves in through the magic of Disney melodies. Here are a few I’ve come up with, and I’d love to see you try your own hand at the game in the comments below . . . 

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
However, the stores ran out of sugar weeks ago.

You’ve got a friend in me.
You’ve got a friend in me.
But please stay six feet away.

Be our guest, be our guest.
Put our service to the test.
As long as it is take-out or delivery.

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There you see her, sitting there across the way.
She don’t got a lot to say,
But there’s something about her.
And you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try.
You wanna wave to the girl and maybe blow her a kiss, but that’s it.

Whistle while you work.
Just don’t get caught doing it during that Zoom meeting.

Salagadoola mechicka boola,
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Put them together and what have you got?
Another internet cure-all scam.

Feed the birds tuppence a bag.
Wait, now it’s thruppence. Now five pence. Wait, it’s a bleeping pound?!
These hoarders are taking everything.

Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
Forget about hand sanitizers and wipes.

Tale as old as time.
True as it can be.
Barely even friends,
Then somebody bends,
To spend twenty seconds over the sink washing their hands.

What’s this, what’s this, there’s no one anywhere.
What’s this, there’s nothing in the air.
I can’t remember the last time I saw a blue sky.

Heigh ho, heigh ho,
It’s off to wor…
Oh, wait, it’s just down the hall.

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room. In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room.
Every other seat must be left empty.

Stay away, at least six feet.
Don’t come talk, instead let’s tweet.
While infections still do roam,
Stay away, don’t leave your home.
Though some say it isn’t true,
Though they say it’s just the flu,
You’re not healthy as you seem.
Stay away, don’t come near me.
Stay away, don’t come near me.

It’s a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It’s a world of hopes
And a world of fears.
There’s so much that we share.
That it’s time you’re aware.
You must stay 6 feet apart after all.

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Let’s Hear From You

That’s the best that I can do. But I know there’s a lot of creativity out there. What’s YOUR best version of a Disney song in the age of staying in?  

 

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